The Pope Resigns

The pope has scheduled to resign February 28th, 2013. Our sources say, his night job has become far too demanding and he just doesn’t have time for filthy catholics any more. HAHAHAHAHA!

Apparently this too has been prophecized google it if you care. All figure heads must fail. The people will reclaim their power once again or we will destroy eachother and our planet in a slow agonizing cocaphonic shit storm. Love.